Many people are just realising that ‘Squirrel Dad’ has an OnlyFans…

If you spend any time on Twitter (X) or TikTok at all, then you’ll likely be aware of the outrage surrounding ‘Squirrel Dad’.

Hunky Mark Longo who housed a pet squirrel in his New York apartment has amassed thousands of followers on TikTok with his unusual pet. That was until a grieved Karen all the way in Texas phoned in a call to officials to report P’Nut and Fred (a racoon that he’d also housed).

Longo claims he was “treated like a terrorist” when the Environmental Conservation and Health spent 5 hours raiding his home.

Since then, (presumably straight) social media users have discovered that Squirrel Dad had a side hussle monetising his own nuts. And although this is clearly a sad and distressing incident, we can only

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