D*nald Tr*mp’s inauguration is already a humiliating bleep-show

Nothing can stop the MAGA movement. That is, except for a little chilly weather!

D*nald Tr*mp announced today his inauguration Monday will be held indoors, with an expected high temp of 23 degrees in D.C. The last inauguration to be held inside was Ronald Reagan’s second in 1985. That day, the temperature at noon was only 7 degrees, and the morning low 4 degrees below zero.

While 23 degrees is cold, it’s not necessarily frigid. Gays in Chicago gallivant around Northalsted all winter long in nothing but crop tops and Santa speedos. Surely, Tr*mp and his oversized black overcoat can withstand a little arctic air!

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