Actor’s prosthetic peens vs the real thing

We’re actually being dick-fished by Hollywood. You know when you see these medium-ugly straight men on X with a dildo down their pants and then all these thirsty senile men in the comments; that’s us, we’re the thirsty senile men, and Hollywood is the straight men getting a ton of money and publicity using fake dicks… I think we should protest.

Anyway, here’s a collection of actors that used prosthetics, and also didn’t. Personally, we will always opt for the real dick.

SEBASTIAN STAN

Stan famously wore a prosthetic (that talked) in Pam & Tommy, and then on a few ocasions, showed off his real meat; the still on the left is from his frontal scene in The Apprentice.

RELATED: All of Sebastian Stan’s frontal scenes

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