‘Frenchie Shore’ hunks whip audiences into thirst-frenzy

We recently took a look at some of the shenanigans going on down on Aussie Shore, the Geordie Shore spin-off, and now we’ve being treated to the hetero-hijinx of Frenchie Shore.

It may their pilot series but it seems like the French are going all out; or at least, Tristan is. The cast mate flaunted his hard-on to the female housemates, with one seemingly measuring it against a banana.

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And there’s also Melvin, who isn’t quite as out there, but has definitely been carrying his fair share of the weight of cast nudity.

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