Gwen Walz schools JD Vance on his creepy obsession with regulating people’s private lives: “JD, we’re not asking”

Do you remember that English teacher who seemingly had eyes in the back of her head? It didn’t matter whether her back was turned, you ducked under your desk, or whispers were near silent; she saw it all.

Well, as a lifelong educator, Gwen Walz — the wife of Minnesota governor, vice presidential hopeful, and fellow schoolteacher Tim — is the exact same. However, her powers become apparent when she puts on her “English-teacher glasses” and evokes an all-knowing teacher’s voice.

And she’s been doing just that on the campaign trail, squaring up to schoolyard bullies like Donald Trump and JD Vance to ask: “How ’bout you mind your own business?”

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