Ranking White Lotus season three characters by how fun they’d be at a gay bar

Your time at The White Lotus has almost come to an end, thank you for staying with us! Now, it’s time to head to the gay bar.

As season three of Mike White’s cherished eat-the-rich comedy The White Lotus comes to a close with Sunday night’s eagerly-anticipated finale (6 April), we’ve finally got a full picture of each of these rotten, rotten characters. Most of them (not you, Chelsea) are terrible, but we love them regardless.

That said, not all of these people would be much fun in the gay bar. Some of them love a drunken, debauched night out (even if it ends with them in bed with their brother!), while others are frankly clinging to life by their money-laundering fingertips.

As The White Lotus

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