This creepy biohacker is getting roasted for comparing “nighttime erection data” with… his 19-year-old son?!

Our culture’s obsession with youth is alive and well, as evidenced by The Substance‘s whopping five nominations, including Best Picture, at this year’s Academy Awards.

In the unsettling body horror film, an aging celeb (Demi Moore) falls for the temptations of a mystical medicine that promises access to a younger, more perfect version of herself, portrayed by Margaret Qualley.

Spoiler alert: escaping laugh lines and sagging skin isn’t as simple as it seems.

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Still, director Coralie Fargeat’s disturbing finale is tame compared

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