Today is National Eiffel Tower Day…

When people say the best thing about Paris is the Eiffel Tower, we’re never sure if they mean the 324m structure, or getting dicked by two hot Frenchies.

Well, Today is National Effiel Tower Day, and you can guess which of the two we’ve chosen to celebrate. For those that been living under a vanilla rock; the term ‘Eiffel Tower’ also refers to being penetrated by two men; one in the back door, and one in the mouth.

But what makes it difference from your bog-standard spitroast, is that the two penetrators hold hands or hi-five over the passive during sex. But as long as it vaguely resembles the Eiffel Tower, what does it matter?

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