Ugly underwear company makes offer to Olympic diver and his impressive bulge

Shinesty, an underwear company that presumably wants your package to do anything other than your partner on, have made an offer to Olympic diver, Jules Bouyer after his bulge went viral online.

Good Lord.

Another flailing company riding the coat-tails of a viral moment; like how that porn company offered Justin Bieber to fuck Jonny Rapid for a mere $1 milli. Of course, Bieber didn’t need the money, especially at not such great cost to his reputation, but it’s a way for brands to get their names into the headlines.

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Shinesty are doing the same, by offering Bouyer free underwear for life… sorry but I’d rather go commando. And here we are giving them free

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