Watters: My “Imperialist Thirst” Says “Invade Canada”

“So the pros of Greenland, a lot of minerals — great, you could project a lot of force to counter Russia through there. But it’s also a very poor country, and we basically do whatever we want there anyway. It would really piss off Denmark and all of Scandinavia and it would ruin our access to the North Sea and the Baltic Sea.

“And then in terms of Panama, yes, I definitely think they need to reduce the transit rates, because we are getting ripped off every time we sail through there, but I don’t want to occupy that stupid country, it’s run by cartels. It’d be a mess.

“Now, Canada. At first I wanted it, and I tried to divide it into two states. And then I realized

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